Enormous Androgynous Person

The Person Who Looks Like Neither a Man Nor a Woman
The Enormous Androgynous Person is described as being extremely fat and of unknown gender. Snicket commonly refers to them as "the overweight accomplice." It is known that they have a very strange laugh, which sounds like a howl. In The Hostile Hospital, the figure presumably met their death when in the fire that destroyed Heimlich Hospital. Appearances:
 * The Bad Beginning
 * The Wide Window (Captain Sham's Sailboat Rentals Guard)
 * The Hostile Hospital